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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8888 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 496 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests that involve lifting virtual weights to unlock hidden treasures. Want to build a house? Better make sure it has a gym inside, because our server is all about gains, bro.
But beware, there’s a legendary boss called the Squat King who can only be defeated by doing squats in real life while playing the game. Don’t skip leg day if you want to conquer this beast!
So if you’re ready to pump iron and show off your muscles in the most ridiculous ways possible, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Because in this world, the only way to survive is by saying, “This is why I lift!”