LifeLessonsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most valuable lesson I’ve learned from life – it’s that you should join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens, the creepers break out into synchronized dance routines, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of blocks, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, it will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time with boring old lessons from life when you could be joining our Minecraft SMP and living out the most outrageous and hilarious adventures imaginable? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	468233	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2173	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5204	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	6388	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to UGC Community! We currently offer two servers to pick from. These are Survival & CreativeWe focus on making people feel comfortable playing with other people and to talk, share and build friendships. We are a cozy group of 100+ people who are easy-going and welcoming.Supported Client Versions UGC runs all servers on 1.20.1 using ViaVersion and ViaBackwards for extended version support. Compatible versions may change in the futureCompatible with: Java 1.18.2, 1.19.x – 1.20.4 Bedrock 1.20.30 – 1.20.60Please join the Discord server for further information regarding the console Bedrock versionsUGC Bluemap: http://www.eur-ugc.hopto.org

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

If you enjoy exploring caves and being stacked with colorful Enchanted Armor, then MarsCraft is the server for you. We are a Minecraft server with a great community and hundreds of hours worth of fun designed by a team of Game Design experts to give you the most fun & playability possible.The best part about MarsCraft? We are Anti-P2W. Microsoft have not helped take down P2W servers, and we are the only server that opposes P2W on your list. So join today for an experience fair and fun for everyone!IP: marscraft.org Website: https://marscraft.orgYouTube: MarsCraft TikTok: marscraftmc Reddit: r/MarsCraft Instagram: marscraftmc_ Twitter: marscraftorg Discord: discord.marscraft.org

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	New Chunks Explored:	43358

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	116	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.