LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GenocideGamerGirl

Accountability, ACCUSED, charges, Conflict, Court, criminal, defendant, French, Genocide, GenocideGamerGirl, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, prosecution, Syria, trial, trial proceedings, War Crimes, WOMAN

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Orphan Lit Roleplay

books, Characters, creativity, family, fictional characters, guidance, imagination, inspiration, lit, literary role models, Literature, Loss, Mentorship, Options, ORPHAN, orphanhood, reading, role models, Roleplay, Support, Tragedy, upside

so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

Antarctic ecosystem, Antarctic Peninsula, antarctica, climate change, climate science, data analysis, ecological impact, ecological shifts, environmental change, environmental monitoring, Expansion, greenery, long term trends, plant cover, polar regions, remote sensing, satellite data, satellite imagery, Satellite technology, scientific research, Server, Vegetation, vegetation growth

Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

black asian girlfriend, chance, city, destiny, dream, fate, free, free money, free move, Future, Honesty, Hope, House, International, LUCK, MANSION, Minecraft, okinawa, opportunity, relationship, Relocation, Server, twin towns, wikipedia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1914	Zombie Dances:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

BIZARRE, Handy, hidden talent, Mastered, Niche, odd, offbeat, practical, quirky, random skill, SkillfulSMP, special ability, strange, Surprising, talent, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless skill, UselessButHandy, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

African traditional medicine, African wormwood, Alternative Medicine, ancient healing, antibacterial properties, antimicrobial compound, cough remedy, cure, fever treatment, herbal medicine, herbal remedy, hypoxic state, Infectious Disease, lung infection, medicinal plant, mycobacteria, natural treatment, plant medicine, respiratory illness, Server, traditional remedy, Tubby, tuberculosis treatment, Wormwoods

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

#youtube, Activity, Dooby, Doobys, Gators, Jerboa, jumping mouse, Minecraft, October 20, roingus enthusiasts, Server, socials, Station, subscribe, teamates, Thread, train-bound, twitch, twitter, update, Vtuber, Watson

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

bewilderment, confusion, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, Examination, Focus, inquisitive, Intrigue, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Observation, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, scrutiny, smp, STARING, Surveillance, surveillance society, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Farms Harvested:	644

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mother-in-Lawcraft

beauty spot, broken ankle, comfort eating, depression, dress, fat, furious, hurt, husband, Marriage, medication side effects, mental health issues, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, Pain, photos, self esteem, surgeries, Tears, wedding day, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Star Shards Collected:	60	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

QuoteCraft SMP

daily inspiration, empowering words, famous quotes, favorite quote, favorite saying, Inspirational, life lessons, memorable quotes, motivational, motivational quotes, personal mantra, positive affirmations, positivity, QuoteCraft, quotes to live by, Saying, smp, Timeless wisdom, Uplifting, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to remember

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HateflixMC

audience favorite, blockbuster, box office hit, Cinema, critically acclaimed, different taste, dislike, dissenting view, divergent opinion, film, hate, HateflixMC, Mainstream, Movie, not a fan, not for me, opinion, Overrated, polarizing film, unpopular opinion, widely loved

Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	368431
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HezbollahHavocCraft

Beirut, chief, Conflict, Government, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, new, Politics, Potential, SECURITY, strikes, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Ores Mined:	2587	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2