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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5983 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!