Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Players Killed by Monsters: 4564
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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