Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Runes Activated: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade

    Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade
    Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.
    Features
    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.21.1

    FAQ

    Is there land claiming?

    No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

    Can I have multiple homes?

    Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Villages Defended: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 87
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server

    Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server
    Top o’ the morning to ya! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lucky as a leprechaun with a pot of gold, then look no further! Our server is filled with Oirish charm and shenanigans that will have you feeling like you’re dancing a jig in the Emerald Isle.

    Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!

    We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).

    So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

    Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

    First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

    And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Potions Brewed: 36 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChemicalTasteMC Server

    ChemicalTasteMC Server
    Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Join our Minecraft server where the floor is so clean, even a non-verbal toddler won’t find anything to munch on!

    One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!

    Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UncleCrushDramaCraft

    UncleCrushDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

    Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

    Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Potions Brewed: 114 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy

    HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building and mining in peace? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and of course, plenty of laughs.

    Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5628 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AnimeCraft: First Watched!

    AnimeCraft: First Watched!
    Join our Minecraft server and relive your first anime experience in a whole new way! Dive into a world where every block is a different anime character, and every creeper is actually just a misunderstood tsundere. Build your own anime-inspired creations and battle it out with other players in epic anime-themed PvP battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm where all the waifus and husbandos come to life! So come on, join us and let’s make your first anime experience in Minecraft one you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Alien Abductions: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Zombie Dances: 10 Crops Grown: 1930

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PyongyangDroneWars Minecraft Server

    PyongyangDroneWars Minecraft Server
    lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can build ur own missile and launch it at ur enemies like u r in N. Korea or sumthin. we got drones flyin around and stuff, just like in South Korea tryna spy on us. but don’t worry, we got ur back, u can be the ultimate dictator in this server and rule with an iron fist. join now and show those pesky drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCanuckRx

    CraftyCanuckRx
    yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we got canada vibes all day erryday! we passin bills left and right to cover all yo birth control and diabetes drug costs, ain’t nobody gotta worry bout dat on our server! we got polar bears ridin moose as mounts, maple syrup flowing like lava, and igloos for days! come join the fun and let’s build a snow fort together, eh?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Animals Bred: 32 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wild West Therapy Town

    Wild West Therapy Town
    yOu wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got da most lit therapy sessions inspired by Indigenous healing techniques. Picture dis: you mining for diamonds while also working through your childhood trauma with a virtual shaman. Our therapists are like wizards, casting spells to heal your soul while you build epic structures in the game. Trust me, you ain’t never experienced therapy like dis before. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4502 Enchantments Applied: 104
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?

    CaseOh is a talented musician and producer known for his unique blend of electronic and hip-hop sounds. With a growing fanbase and a distinct style, CaseOh is making waves in the music industry. His dynamic production skills and catchy melodies set him apart from the crowd, establishing him as an artist to watch in the future.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ✅StellarVolt ✅| Space, weapons and realism Minecraft server

    ✅StellarVolt ✅| Space, weapons and realism Minecraft server
    Greetings! Thank you for deciding to look here. I wish you a good mood and a pleasant game on our or any other server!

    StellarVolt is a new survival server in Minecraft with industrial-space and realistic mods.

    – The server is located on version 1.12.2, although this version is far from new, it is one of the most stable and optimized, and also has a huge range of mods for every taste. The disadvantage of the version is compensated by the FutureMC mod, which adds some of the content from the new versions of 1.16.x.

    – The server does not have private parties in the usual sense; instead, a clan-like faction system is used, which allows players to create their own factions, control and defend their territories, and also interact politically with other factions.

    – The collection of mods includes more than 50 different modifications, the main ones include: Galacticraft, Immersive Engineering, Tough As Nails and an analogue of Flan’s. Despite the number of mods, the assembly is optimized and should produce acceptable FPS on weak devices.

    You can only access the server using the project’s special launcher. “Why is it needed?” – you ask.– Well, firstly, it’s convenient, you don’t need to constantly reinstall mods manually, because of some minor changes, the launcher will do it all on its own.– Secondly, you don’t need to have a license to log into the server, since the project uses its own player system, which also allows you to install your own skins and capes, including HD quality.– And thirdly, this is additional protection from dishonest players who use cheats or hack accounts.

    Main server mods:‎‎‎Industry– Immersive Engineering– Immersive Petroleum-Galacticraft– IronChest

    Weapon– Expansive Weaponry (Similar to Flan’s mod)

    Survival– Tough As Nails– Serene Seasons-Food Funk– HarvestCraft

    Realism– Realistic Terrain Generation– Dynamic Trees– YUNG’s Better Mineshafts

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Runes Activated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion! No hacks, no resets, just semi-anarchy fun on 1.20.6 EU server

    AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion! No hacks, no resets, just semi-anarchy fun on 1.20.6 EU server
    Server Name UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking
    Launch Date 10th of March 2020
    IP uneasyvanilla.com
    Version 1.20.6
    Website https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/
    Discord https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

    Overview:

    UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I use hacks on UneasyVanilla?

    A: No, using hacks or cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla. Players found using such tools will be banned.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla server with no gameplay-altering plugins.

    Q: Can I set a home or teleport to coordinates?

    A: No, teleportation, sethome, or any form of location manipulation is not allowed. Players must traverse the world by foot or other means of transportation.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on UneasyVanilla?

    A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on the server, but players should keep in mind the line between fair gameplay and targeted harassment.

    Q: What makes UneasyVanilla different from other servers?

    A: UneasyVanilla offers a true vanilla experience with total freedom for players to create, explore, and interact in an anarchy environment, without the use of hacks or cheats.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our community is so wild that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power, capable of turning dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe also has a mind of its own and will occasionally break out into song and dance numbers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Dimension Hops: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCrafter – The Thread Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCrafter – The Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because edizione gamberetto is here to shake things up!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking dolphin who offers to be your personal underwater chauffeur. Need to get to the other side of the ocean? No problem, just hop on the dolphin’s back and hold on tight!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are always up for a good old-fashioned llama jousting tournament. Think you have what it takes to out-joust a llama? Prove it on edizione gamberetto!

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that jousting, why not head over to our enchanted forest where the trees grow candy instead of leaves? Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    So what are you waiting for? Join edizione gamberetto today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re going to need it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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