Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Towns Built: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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