Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
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