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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5919 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?