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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7478 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?