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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 11
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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