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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Love Letters Sent: 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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