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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 131
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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