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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4668 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 493 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Modded Minecraft Master, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the most outrageous mods to add to our collection. Rumor has it that he once turned his entire house into a giant strip club, complete with pixelated pole dancers and a DJ booth made entirely out of diamond blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for some seriously NSFW shenanigans – and remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. Just be sure to hide your screen from prying eyes, because you never know when the Modded Minecraft Master might pop in for a surprise visit!