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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1207 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 7210 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 85 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 199 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Modded Minecraft Master, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the most outrageous mods to add to our collection. Rumor has it that he once turned his entire house into a giant strip club, complete with pixelated pole dancers and a DJ booth made entirely out of diamond blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for some seriously NSFW shenanigans – and remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. Just be sure to hide your screen from prying eyes, because you never know when the Modded Minecraft Master might pop in for a surprise visit!