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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1369 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 143108 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.