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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8190 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1518 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.