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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 534 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 454361 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.