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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 779 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.