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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6480 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7028 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.
but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.
so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?