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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4684 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6349 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.
but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.
so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?