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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7161 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Potions Brewed: | 185 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.
but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.
so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?