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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4708 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
