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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4357 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
