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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6837 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
