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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5011 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
