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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8903 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 239 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8447 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
