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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 4353 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2596 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
