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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3850 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 125 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 153 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
