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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7357 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
