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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8036 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
