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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4300 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1666 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
