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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1036 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 973 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of racing your friends in wheelchairs around the virtual world. Don’t worry, we have ramps and obstacles specially designed for wheelchair users!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free prosthetic leg for your Minecraft character. Watch as your blocky avatar hops around with style and grace.
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So come on down to our server and show off your lack of empathy in the most hilarious way possible. See you there! 🤣 #WheelchairWars