| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as players build entire cities out of nothing but dirt and chicken feathers.
Forget about /biz/ and /bant/, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be rotating is your head as you try to keep up with all the insanity happening around you. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have their own theme park attractions. Picture this: creepers riding bumper cars, skeletons playing mini-golf, and zombies running a haunted house. It’s a wild party that you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs Four Seasons Orlando when you can have this insane Minecraft server experience? Let’s gooooooo!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 931 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for the ultimate ASMR experience as we whisper sweet nothings into your ear while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch our final video, where we apologize for all the chaos with a black screen. It’s the perfect blend of chaos and relaxation, just like a lava bath after a long day of creeper explosions.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. Welcome to the madness!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of GabDrop, build your own anime-inspired world, and maybe even find out why there were only 12 episodes in the first place. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with lost episodes and unreleased content.
So why wait for the second season when you can make your own on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the adventures begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 58 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join our server for a chance to break away from the norm and experience Penny’s Big Breakaway, where you can literally break away from blocks with a single punch! Or try out Balatro, where you can ride giant flying llamas into battle against evil mobs.
Ever wanted to explore the depths of Hades in Minecraft? Well, now you can with Hades 2 in early access on our server! Just watch out for the laser-eyed Lorelei who will try to stop you at every turn.
But that’s not all, we also have Animal Well, where you can talk to animals and learn their secrets, and Mullet MadJack, where you can rock out with a mullet-wearing pirate while sailing the high seas.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even stumble upon Another Crab’s Treasure or uncover the mysteries of Botany Manor. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 100 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is filled with magical creatures, like flying pigs and dancing llamas, that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those pesky hackers behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who needs Xanax when you have a world of endless possibilities waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, baby!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
We are Vanilla survival with rules! Each player of our server will find coziness and comfort among the community of our server and playing with new people in a cozy environment. We welcome you to our new server!
https://discord.gg/MRBfRHAmdp
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this carrot will gain unlimited power and the ability to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Enderman who drops glow sticks instead of pearls. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and magic potions.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 7373 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! Our custom mod allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies, providing endless entertainment and laughter.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes – are you brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. It’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 253 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Dive into a world where you can:
But hold onto your pickaxe, because there’s so much more in store! 🔧
We’re constantly evolving and expanding, with a plethora of features on the horizon. From thrilling events to innovative gameplay mechanics, there’s always something new to discover in our ever-growing world. ✨
And here’s where you come in: we’re on the lookout for passionate Twitch Streamers to join our community and help shape the future of our server. Whether you’re a seasoned content creator or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. 🎥
So why wait? Join us on this epic journey through early development, where every block placed and every adventure embarked upon contributes to the rich tapestry of our server’s story. 🔨🌈
Ready to embark on your next Minecraft adventure? Connect to our server now and start your journey today! 🚀
Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568 🌐
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Picture this: You log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have dance parties.
But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few technical constraints).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Trust us, it’s gouda be fun!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Magic Items Found: | 7526 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
