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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4162 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 339 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)