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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5937 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 7051 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)