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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7383 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 42 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)