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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 150 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3988 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)