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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 925 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 247 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)