hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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