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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7800 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
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