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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8455 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
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