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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7962 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9192 |
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