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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1676 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 124 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
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