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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6845 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
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