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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4180 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 285 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
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