Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	9571	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	163	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	New Chunks Explored:	228303
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4747

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Void Armor Forged:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Void Armor Forged:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2036
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	274374
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchantments Applied:	208

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6032	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mines Excavated:	2478
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!