Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

AC Milan, Decline, Disappointment, Downfall, Far.., football, Happened, Hernandez, History, Italian football, Leão, Legends, milan, Minecraft, Performance, Players, Potential, serie a, Shit, smp, Soccer, Struggles, TALENTED, TEAM, underperforming

Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	160321
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6575	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	961607	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	2874	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4032	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	292
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.