Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2197	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SinghCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchantments Applied:	130	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	3855

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3561	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ores Mined:	5769

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.