Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	1277	Dragon Eggs Found:	4378

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9947
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	4720
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mines Excavated:	4403	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Villages Defended:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	451931	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Crops Grown:	4450	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5993	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	611577	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.